I’m sure by now we’ve all seen this article, in which Adam Carolla explains that “chicks” just aren’t funny. It’s a steaming pile of shit, and he should be ashamed of himself. But he’s not, because he’s clearly doing this for attention — and he’s getting loads of it!
Fuck you, Adam Carolla. Fuck you for suggesting that you will raise your daughters to believe they have an unfair advantage being women, but they will never be as funny as you are. Fuck you for implying that we would not know about Roseanne if she weren’t a woman, as though Roseanne didn’t fight constant battles (against UNFUNNY MEN) to create one of the greatest sitcoms of all time.
And fuck you for your obvious bitterness. Kelly Oxford (a woman!) just made the cover of The L.A. Times. When was the last time you did that?